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Journey Twisted Bean Vanilla Softbrew – “Every drop is worth the JOURNEY.”

October 11, 2003

I filed this one under “HIPPY” at my soda show.
They have a bottle design that looks like the henna body-art at Burning Man.

Despite my extreme bias against hippies, they do make the occasional quality food product -
in the same way that the Nazis made the trains to run on time.

But this train was LATE.
A 355ml. bottle of flowery, rich, non-acidic, over-sweet Vermont goodness.
Would make a great perfume, for when you run out of patchoulli.

In converse – I had some really unappealing, drip coffee at the Multnomah Greyhound Park
(it’s not actually a park, it’s a… racetrack).

It tasted like hot cardboard-water.

You should adopt a greyhound.
I am told that they are, in reality, extremely lazy.

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