Faygo Original Rock & Rye – “Artificially Flavored Cream Soda”
April 13, 2004
It’s a handsome, but massive 473ml.(16oz.)
bottle of indefinable corn syrup water.
What the fuck is a “rock & rye”?
There’s no rye in this drink.
Faygo is not just a soda –
it’s a scary-artificial sort of cult.
I had no idea, really.
When I ordered my bottle, the seller mentioned
that he had to put the bottle aside for me,
because the Insane Clown Posse was going to be in town –
and they bought up all of his stock.
Insane Clown Posse?!
Here’s more fascinating background on that business.
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