Music Mountain Arkansas Spring Water – “The Reliable Source”
Does the idea of “reliable” water appeal to you? Well, if you happen to live within the bounds of their vast service area, I recommend you pick up some Music Mountain brand bottled water.
MAILBAG:
I really appreciate some of the random email I get re: this LJ.
For example, someone wants me to try this alleged aphrodisiac, called “FEVER”.
…But I think I can live without it.
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Thanks to lola_joan for pointing out this… uh… atrocity:
The first wine (or maybe “wine”) with a well-known cartoon mascot and affiliated with a theme park.
Or so I’m guessing.
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Someone else emailed me, saying that they were trying to score me some Bionade:
I’ve never heard of the stuff – but it sounds interesting. An all-organic, Euro concoction of some kind – responsible for these notable illusional adverts:
Who doesn’t get thirsty looking at that?
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Is there anything that Hello Kitty WON’T endorse? I’ve seen Sanrio on everything from *ahem* sexual aids to toothbrushes.
Don’t forget about the Hello Kitty deal with Ferrari…