Delaware Punch – “America’s SOFT soft drink”

This Delaware Punch must’ve been really something, once upon a time. People still pine for it, and chase it down by keeping track of who currently stocks it – even though it’s a widely-acknowledged shadow of what it once was. People import it from Mexico, despite the allegation that it contains a potentially harmful colorant (it’s banned by the FDA/US Customs).
People order Delaware Punch concentrate so they can make it at home!
Some crazies even bottle a replica drink in light of the lack of availability/quality of the ‘official’ beverage.
The descendants of the creator of Delaware Punch maintain a freaking fan website.
W T F is going on here ? !

Look at that logo. Wow.
All this ruckus, and the stuff isn’t even carbonated. Now it’s owned by Coke, and its flavor reflects that fact.
Not impressed.
Available only in a couple of the Gulf states. Woo.

I’m pleased that it’s not related to the terribly useless state of Delaware.
Nope! Just the terribly useless Delaware grape!
Ahhh I’m very excited because tonight I’m going to Chu Chai for the first time! I had to share with someone.
Random fact response: a trip-hop intro to Allentown.
Did you get it at Dollar General? Right next to the crappy plastic hairbrushes and $1.00 slippers?
You know these stores too well…!
But, no. I got it at a gas station in beautiful Gretna – right next to the Minute Maid products bottled by the same company.
weird shit. I really enjoy your entries. They are much fun to read
That’s very nice of you. Thanks!
mmm…smells like wilmington