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Delaware Punch – “America’s SOFT soft drink”

April 13, 2007

This Delaware Punch must’ve been really something, once upon a time. People still pine for it, and chase it down by keeping track of who currently stocks it – even though it’s a widely-acknowledged shadow of what it once was. People import it from Mexico, despite the allegation that it contains a potentially harmful colorant (it’s banned by the FDA/US Customs).

People order Delaware Punch concentrate so they can make it at home!

Some crazies even bottle a replica drink in light of the lack of availability/quality of the ‘official’ beverage.

The descendants of the creator of Delaware Punch maintain a freaking fan website.

W T F is going on here ? !


Look at that logo. Wow.

All this ruckus, and the stuff isn’t even carbonated. Now it’s owned by Coke, and its flavor reflects that fact.
Not impressed.

Available only in a couple of the Gulf states. Woo.

19 Comments leave one →
  1. March 23, 2007 02:45

    I’m pleased that it’s not related to the terribly useless state of Delaware.

  2. March 23, 2007 04:16

    Did you get it at Dollar General? Right next to the crappy plastic hairbrushes and $1.00 slippers?

    • March 23, 2007 04:24

      You know these stores too well…!

      But, no. I got it at a gas station in beautiful Gretna – right next to the Minute Maid products bottled by the same company.

  3. March 23, 2007 07:06

    weird shit. I really enjoy your entries. They are much fun to read

  4. April 3, 2007 03:47

    mmm…smells like wilmington

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