Found: RENO
June 15, 2008
Abandoned on the desktop of the public computer at the local café, I find this photo:
“allo my queen!”
Type “L” on the same computer and that helpful autofill feature gives me:
“liked your honesty”
“liked your profile”
“looking good as usual”
“LOVED YOUR PROFILE”
“lovely lady”
“lovely profile”
“lovely smile”
Type “Y” and I get:
“you are gorgeous”
“you are adorable”
“you are the sexiest on this site”
“you are quick to judge”
“you never give me a chance hun”
“you never let me get to know you”
“your adorable”
“your difficult”
It seems that this fellow is a regular here – spending hours online. His name is RENO.
He’s a playa, and he’s showing you how.
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That is the funniest thing I have seen in good long while…
Good!
Here’s more, for “W”:
what a beauty
what’s ur problem
why ?
wish to know u
And “A”:
a classy lady
a lovely lady
A REAL BEAUTY
a reply
allo my queen
at least your honest
argh. why can’t people correctly use you’re instead of your? the pain, O the pain.
whereas ur is supposed to be corrupted, “your” just alerts everyone that the user is less literate than a 3rd grader.
Maybe the ladies like his sexy, modern spelling style? Can’t tell you – but I can provide more data!
“N”:
nice pic of you
nice pix
nice profile
nice smile
nice smile you have
“I”
I wish to get to know you
I wish to go on a date with you
I wish to help you
I…
“H”
have a good day
hi get back to me
Hola Chica!1
…And “V”:
very classy
LOL, you copied the whole alphabet down!
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