Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray reprise

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Good, ol’ Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray® celery soda. Bottled since 1869, owned/ruined by PepsiCo. since 19__.

How the Chosen People deal with the current corn-syrup recipe of this so-called “Jewish champagne” I don’t know, since that sort of funny business isn’t usually allowed. Maybe Dr. Brown’s oscillates the recipe? Too bad. I’m sure that (once upon a time) it was an amazing drink all year ’round.