Un triptyque de raisins locaux, pour monsieur Slava Meskhi.
October 30, 2009
October 28, 2009
ΕΨΑ – “Το εργοστάσιο της ΕΨΑ είναι πανέμορφο.”
••• ∞ ••• Happy Επέτειος του «’Οχι»! ••• ∞ •••
In commemoration of this fascinating holiday, I’m drinking a bottle of ΕΨΑ’s Orangeade. It’s the least I can do, and the occasion had me re-reviewing ΕΨΑ’s ace website, some quotes from which will now follow:
Our factory is wonderful. It has intensely traditional style and it gives a sense of harmony as old and new coexist in a splendidly shaped space.
The new look of EPSA is so much enjoyable that «your eyes enjoy» makes you anticipate tasting the authentic flavours of dew that contain.
«When I am thirsty between the choices that exist, and everybody else drinks what it is found in front of them, I insist in choosing EPSA.»
Until now we knew that Greeks were fighting like heroes; from now on we shall say that the heroes fight like Greeks.
October 16, 2009
Putting the monster back in Monster
In a case of either intimidation, incompetence, or ignorance of law: Hansen’s/Monster Energy Drinks has sent (via its crack, outsourced legal team) some nasty messages to a fellow drink reviewer. Read here or here for background. Let’s hope the PR people at Monster shorten the leash of their little sub-contracted paralegals.
Meanwhile, maybe now’s a good time to begin ignoring Hansen’s products.
Wait. I was already doing that.
PS: WTF? Srsly.
