This is the NO DELI drink diary,
wherein I struggle to document all of my beverage adventures,
keep my ænglish skillƶ intact, and unlearn basic HTML.
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“samovar party”
A southern tradition! Which doubly appealed today, since bottomless black tea remedied the earlier mistake of expecting this liquid horsefeathers to work, or to even taste decent.
Ozeki Dry Sake – “Since 1711”
½ gallon iced tea
No comment – other than to say I had a difficult time deciding how to crop this photo. And: apologies.
Conyne Eylandt
Following a ‘tip’: fool’s errand of the month. Worth a shot, but – no, totally the wrong grandpa. Oh well.
So I payed a visit to the amerikanskie gorki instead.
Baltica Beach
Did I ever tell you the one about the fifteen другz who went drinking on the пляж late oneevery night…?
Brighton Beach Factually-Accurate Narratives
Overheard on the B-train:
Geeky gamer kid 1: (offers juice)
Geeky gamer kid 2: No thanks – I don’t want anything with water in it.
Geeky gamer kid 1: Everything has water!
Geeky gamer kid 2: Naw. Not true.
Geeky gamer kid 1: What doesn’t have water in it?!
(very short pause)
Geeky gamer kid 2: Beef.
Also overheard on the Ⓑ:
Nice! H1N1 Cola
In the Civilized World, this is how it’s done now.
Influenza vaccine: available in both 12oz. and two-liter formats. Three flavors.
Illy Issimo™ – “Keep Your Inspiration Going”
While I’m no fan of the ubiquity of Illy, I must admit that – in a pinch – you can survive on these little espressos-in-a-can. Recommend you supplement with something substantial like… wasabi peas.
